MMC's Uber Text OC Meme! GO GO GO!

Alright, now. Pick a few of your OCs, no more than ten. It'd get weird otherwise. @_@
1. Kyoraka, of course.
2. Yara
3. Daichi
4. Aspyhxia
5. Nick

Got 'em? Okay, let's start!

1. Hey, there! Introduce yourself in the way you would normally.
Kyo: Meh. Hai.
Yara: -grins, waves- Hey!
Daichi: -bows- This one is honoured to meet you.
Spyhx: -pushes up glasses nervously- Er, h'lo.
Nick: -puts away dynamite- Yo! What's up?

2. What's your species, eh?
Kyo: Ffft. I AM A DEMON OF COURSE.
Yara: I'm human. Most of the time. Depends, though.
Daichi: Werewolf, this one is afraid. Don't worry, though, it's not a full moon yet.
Spyhx: I am a demon. D<
Nick: Meh, I'm human!

3. How old are you, anyways? I can't see you being a day over thirty-five... hundred.
Kyo: ...I'm not telling. (She probably can't remember.)
Yara: I'm in my early twenties! I'm not telling you how early, it's a secret~
Daichi: This one is sixteen.
Sphyx: ... _hmm.
Nick: -grin- Depends. She changes my age for whatever I'm working with. I'm usually about twenty, though.

4. Haha! Really? THAT old? Well. What's your birthday? I'll try to bake you a cake.
Kyo: September 13.
Yara: August 3.
Daichi: October 17.
Spyhx: D-december 9.
Nick: June 25!
(That may not be totally accurate. Lost all my records a while ago.)

5. Do you know your Chinese/Western zodiac sign(s)? Tell.
Kyo: Don't know- I mean, I'm not telling you my birth year. So no, no Chinese zodiac. Western's..huh, Virgo. Weird.
Yara: Like I said, I'm not telling you exactly how old I am~ Hmm, I guess I'm a Leo!
Daichi: Oh. This one is a monkey, heh. And a Libra.
Spyhx: Nrf. I don't know my birth year.
Nick: Imma SNAKE. Isn't that cool? Also, Cancer! ...wait, a crab and a snake, that's weird.

6. That's cool. I don't think our signs are compatible. Too bad, you're kind of cute. Anyways, I should've asked earlier, but it's kind of hard to tell. What gender are you?
Kyo: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I'M FLAT-CHESTED? DD< I'M FEMALE, STUPID.
Yara: I'm a woman~~
Daichi: This one is a guy.
Spyhx: male. I-I have been told it's hard to tell. I'm skinny.
Nick: IMMA MAN.

7. ..a-ah. I see. You're... that's.. That's not easy to tell. Another thing that isn't easy to tell, are you a virgin or something?
Kyo: FFFF THAT IS PERSONAL.
Yara: ;D
(YOU STOLE THAT FROM MIDAS, YARA.)
Daichi: e-eh? This one would rather not answer that.
Spyhx: FFF WHAT? -fizzes out-
(..given that he pretty much faints around most girls...)
Nick: ...yeah.

8. Seriously!? BWAHAHAHA. Well, anyways, last question before this thing really starts... What's your theme song?
Kyo: HAHA. YES. No clue! 8D
(DON'T BE PROUD OF IT!)
Yara: Oh, that's tough. For some reason I really like "Fall Out Boy- Thanks For The Memories" and the vibe kind of fits me, so let's go with that! Oh, or "Pat Benatar- Hit Me With Your Best Shot".
Daichi: Oh my. "Yellowcard- Gifts And Curses?" This one really isn't sure yet...
Spyhx: fdsajkl;not sure. "The Killers- Under The Gun" or "Relient K- Devestation And Reform".
Nick: "Smashmouth- Allstar"! Yup!

9. How would you respond if your significant other came over to you with a smile on their face?
Kyo: "Oh hay. Got some books for me?"
Yara: "Hey, cutie~. Something interesting happening?"
Daichi: "O-oh, hello! This one is so glad to see you! How has your day been, love? -kisses hand-"
Spyhx: "FFFFT -stares at feet, mumbles- _"hi."
Nick: "LOL HAI. -glomp- Wanna set somethin' on fire?"

10. What would you do if you saw someone drop a $100 dollar bill(feel free to convert to your own form of currency) on the sidewalk?
Kyo would probably snatch it and scurry off, cackling.
Yara would casually pick it up and tuck it into her pocket.
Daichi would look to and fro, wondering what to do. Probably he would give it to the police.
Spyhx would pause, stare, probably pick it up. Moar books to be bought.
Nick would debate. Hmm, he really wants to keep it, but his it's not right, but he wants to keep it, but hmm.

11. What's your favorite hobby?
Kyo: EATING BOOKS. YES. Also creating schemes. And fighitng Tal.
Yara: Nn, let's see... Dancing~ Especially at clubs and such~ Oh, but also going to the mall. You can shop, eat, laugh at the annoying people...
Daichi: Oh. Well. Th-this one k-kind of likes crocheting. Don't tell anyone. He also likes baseball...
Spyhx: Reading. -glares, pushes up glasses- Also categorizing my precious books.
Nick: BLOWING STUFF U- er, I mean, being a model young man.

12. Who's your best friend, best of all best friends?
Kyo: I hate that song. It's Jinx, of course. -waves both hands-
Yara: Ooh. Probably Kit-chan and Alice! Maia and I also get along well, though.
Daichi: Honoka, this one supposes. It is not that himself and herself are close, but this one hangs out only with herself, most of the time....
Spyhx: _{Brendan. Don't tell Kyo.}
Nick: Hmm. I get along pretty well with Evidence and Spyhx!

13. Worst enemy?
Kyo: TAL AMERY.
Yara: Oh, anyone who bores me!
Daichi: Th-this one doesn't really have that many enemies...
Spyhx: Dunno.
Nick: Hmm. Prolly Kain.

14. What would you do if the person you loved most hated you?
Kyo: I-I wouldn't care! I-it doens't matter and I don't love anyone anyway!
Yara: oh...I don't really love anybody. Too messy. I just get interested in people. But if they hated me, that'd be perfectly fine, because they'd still be quite interesting.
Daichi: This one would do his very best to make amends.
Spyhx: e-er...
Nick: Beg to know why. Try an' fix it.

15. Alright, now this question's for the creator of the OCs! If you had to pick a character to be your character's significant other, from one of your FRIEND'S OCs, which one would you pick? Give us a tiny description of your friend's character so we know why.
Kyo...Uh. I am really not sure about that, assuming she wasn't serious about the whole "I WILL TRADE YOU BOYFRIENDS FOR THE DAY" thing.
Yara...Midas. Given that he's also a player, I'm sure no hearts would be broken in the making of this pairing.
Daichi...Nnn, maybe Cip? Not sure why.
Spyhx...Er. Nnn, I don't know.
Nick...Probably Kilo. They could have a grand old time blowing things up and setting things on fire.

16. If you had to pick another character of your own to be the significant other of the characters you're using in this meme, who would it be? (Describe them, too!)
Kyo: Sphyx, of course. I just can't see anyone putting up with her.
Yara: Actually, maybe Timas.
Daichi: Honoka. They get "are you two boyfriend and girlfriend?" all the time despite the fact that they are really not that interested. XD;
Spyhx: Once again, I really don't see anyone putting up with him except Kyo.
Nick: ...Maia? No, no. I wouldn't pair him up with anyone.

17. Bwahaha. Enough of that sappy stuff for awhile. Would your OC ever kill anybody with a good reason?
Kyo: ...yep. Possibly even without good reason.
Yara: Oh, yes. My business is killing for money.
Daichi: Mm, maybe.
Spyhx: Sure.
Nick: Maybe. What's the reason?

18. Would they ever kill someone in cold blood?
Kyo: Well, not *cold* blood, I'd probably be pretty mad at the time.
Yara: Yeah.
Daichi: No.
Spyhx: ...does touching my books the wrong way count as "in cold blood"?
Nick: Nope.

19. If they had the choice of saving themself or someone else(a friend or something), who would they save?
Kyo: nn, herself.
Yara: Herself. She's..really selfish.
Daichi: Oh, the friend. He's one of those "too nice for his own good" types.
Spyhx: Depends on who the friend was.
Nick: Probably the friend. He's impulsive and wouldn't think about it. Given the chance to, though, probably himself.

20. Is your OC likeable? Do they have friends? Or are they a jerk?
Kyo is a jerk. She has only Jinx and Sphyx, both of whom are...kind of psycotic.
Yara is selfish and doesn't really care about anyone, but she's sorta charming, so she always has a few surface friends to go out with.
Daichi is a little bit of a wallflower, so he doesn't have that many friends. He's kinda likable, though.
Spyhx is unlikable because he's such a spazz. He has only Kyo and Brendan.
Nick usually is pretty likeable in an ubercheesy way.

21. If your OC was to protest something, what would they protest?
Kyo: “TAL IS STILL ALIVE.”
Yara: "Too many boring people."
Daichi: "THIS ONE IS NOT HONOKA'S BOYFRIEND. Also stop pestering himself."
Spyhx: "YOU ARE TOUCHING MY BOOKS GET OFF OF MY BOOKS"
Nick: "Rules are too confining!"
(Oh, I wish I'd had Molly here.)

22. Alot of characters are at risk of being 'mary-sues' now-a-days. Why don't you show us why you're not a Mary-Sue, eh, OC?
Kyo is a crazy jerk who has veery few redeeming qualities. She’s kind of bitter, and quite a spazz. Oh, also she is colourblind.
Yara is super selfish and hates most adults. She also has absolutely no morals or loyalty.
Daichi is kind of a wallflower and doesn’t speak up for himself. Also he tends to simmer until he blows, and he talks funny.
Spyhx is socially inept and cannot talk to girls. Like, at all. His eyes are supersensitive and he wears extremely thick glasses.
Nick is strangely naive-perverted, irrationally impulsive, and is a pyromaniac.

23. Are you more of a dominant or a submissive?
Kyo is...dominant, probably. Given that she always drags Spyhx into things.
Yara is probably domitnant.
Daichi could probably be either.
Spyhx is submissive.
Nick could also be either. Probably dominant, though.

24. Could you ever see yourself playing the reverse roll?
Kyo: ...WHAT NO
(Maybe if she was embaressed.)
Yara: Sure! Why not.
Daichi: ..which one?
Spyhx: ..._no.
Nick: Sure, maybe!

25. Are you addicted to anything? (bacon, candy, ... booze? one of your friends?)
Kyo: SUGAR. >D
Yara: Breaking hearts? No, just kidding. To be honest, I’m kind of addicted to chick-flicks~ It’s a secret, though.
Daichi: N-no.
Spyhx: ...no? Books?
Nick: FIRE!

26. What's so tragic about your history?
Kyo: I LIVED THROUGH THE HOLOCAUST.
(Liar. You’re not even Jewish!)
Yara: Hmmm, well. My parents weren’t around a lot, I guess. It didn’t bother me, though.
Daichi: Oh...nothing, really. This one’s grandfather died a little while ago, which is sad, but nothing tragic.
Spyhx: ...feh?
Nick: Hmm, I was tragically misunderstood and sent to jail.
(you were not misunderstood. You blew up a building.)

27. You're hiding something. What's your secret?
Kyo: I’LL NEVER TELL YOU NOT EVEN UNDER TORTURE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CD PLAYER NOOO NOT THE SONG
Yara: If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret~.
Daichi: This one is a werewolf.
Spyhx: .... _{I-I like Kyo.}
Nick: ..nope! Not really hiding anything!

28. So. Ever done any jailtime?
Kyo: <_<
Yara: Yeah. Once I got caught for an assasination but I was later cleared of all charges.
Daichi: N-no!
Spyhx: No. THEY’LL NEVER TAKE ME. D8<
Nick: ...yes. -sulks-

29. What would you say as a taunt in battle?
Kyo: I’LL CHOKE YOU WITH YOUR OWN ENTRAILS, FILTH.
Yara: Too easy.
Daichi: This one is not fond of fighting.
Spyhx: Nrgh. I don’t like to fight, either. Or if I have to, I won’t taunt. Takes away from attack time.
Nick: EAT DYNAMITE

30. How about if you were about to die in a fight?
Kyo: I-I’ll come back and haunt you...
Yara: Oh, well. At least it was a challange.
Daichi: This one would tell himself’s loved ones that he cared for them, if they were near.
Spyhx: Well. This sucks.
Nick: Dang.

31. If you were about to win in a fight?
Kyo: Told you I’d kill you!
Yara: Oh, so soon. Pity.
Daichi: This one is sorry, but he must defeat you.
Spyhx: Good, is this over yet?
Nick: Yes! Awesome!

32. What if the fight was just starting?
Kyo: -grin- Hooray. New weaklings to take out my bubbling anger on.
Yara: Hmm, are you sure you want to fight? ‘k. Cool.
Daichi: It would be better to avoid this...
Spyhx: I would not say anything.
Nick: Aaalright! Let’s get this started!

33. Awesome! How out-of-order was THAT? Well, almost time to go. What's your biggest flaw?
Kyo: ..nyeg. Not telling.
Yara: Mmm, probably my selfishness.
Daichi: This one does not speak up for himself...
Spyhx: My total social ineptitude?
Nick: ...idiocy. ._.

34. And what's your biggest strength?
Kyo: I’m devious. Yes.
Yara: Nnn, I’m pretty much unsinkable. I’m hard to get angry, and trust me, you don’t want to see it.
Daichi: This one is very polite.
Spyhx: I-I’m intelligent.
Nick: I’m fun!

35. What would you do if I hit you with a brick, right now?
Kyo: Kick you.
Yara: Oh, probably kill you. Unless you were really interesting.
Daichi: Why did you do that? Has this one done something so horrible it warrents bricking, or is himself just being picked on by you?
Spyhx: AFDAJK OW.
Nick: Yell at you.

36. Well, it's time to go. Say goodbye! No hard feelings about the brick thing, right? Say goodbye as you normally would!
Kyo:
Yara: Bye!
Daichi: Farewell! This one hopes your day is pleasant!
Spyhx: ‘bye. :<
Nick: See ya!


37. Howza bout each one of you tag someone, and then I'll let you leave?
Uhh....are you kidding? D: I don’t even have that many friends IRL, not counting cousins, much less on dA. I guess I’ll be here forever. I tag , I guess. And maybe if she happens to stumble upon this and is interested. Er, and you. I guess. Unless you're one of the people MMC tagged.