Tommorow we leave! For the weekend, yezyez. I'm so excited.
As far as I get excited over the more important things.
Unfortunatly, the week after that, I'm going to be on a missions trip. D: Why did I sign up for it?
WHYYYY?
Sometimes doing what you think God wants really sucks.
FULL WEEK OF BEING AWAY IN TINY ROOMS, SCRAPING HOUSES, BEING AWAY FROM MAI FRUNZ.
But maybe when it's back I'll be able to get on Mooseyfate, perhaps the computer will be fixed, in which case it'll be worth it.
I haven't gotten to sleep on time all this week. It's been like five AM the while time. Thus, my joy manifests itself. Aren't I lucky.
Oh, but the blackberries are coming up so lovely. Ohio, sucky as our weather is, has great blackberry climate. We're taking a bag on the way to NY.
Hmmph. Think that's all.
Just wanted to annoying you all with updates.
Namarie.

Dear, -insert your partners name- (If you're single write John.)

I don't know how to say this, I hate you.
I think I realised when I tied my shoes under the bus, and I saw you sit on my father.
I'm sure you're frost-bitten enough to understand that your honda sucks.
Im sending back the pillows and pictures of Portugal, but I'm keeping your left ear as a memory.
You should know that I shall always remember hating Shrek.
With pain and relief, Book.

Dear, -insert your partners name- (If you're single write John.)

I don't know how to say this,_1_.
I think I realised _2_ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-


1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister


2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
mars- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out


5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection (whoever that is D8)
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doensn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades


10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck youself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your enternal enemy
Austraila- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.

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So I just learned that one of my friends may be relocating.
No, I just learned that my best friend will be relocating.
Because of something another friend thoughtlessly said; I don't think I will be talking to that one for alittle while till I can work this.
Or maybe I'll talk it out with her quietly and see if she regrets it.
And maybe now she'll be all I got.
I don't want you to leave. You're my best friend.
Damn it all.
Please, I don't know if you'll read this...
And I'm stupid and selfish for begging you to say.
I'm so, so, sorry.
But you are the best friend I have ever had or hoped to have.
And though that should mean I care more about your hapiness than mine, I still...
If you're moving, could you tell me where you go...?
If you really do hate me for all that's gone down, or am sick of my selfishness, or I would hurt you by going there, I'll avoid it.
But please.
If there's a way I can talk to you....
Ah, I'm so sorry.

So that's why I'm hardly on.
IE refuses to load most of the time, and firefox won't read any .com websites.
Thus, I will probably be dead for long intervals.
Sorry if I don't comment on most of ya'll's stuff.
I LOVE YOU ALL.
EVERYONE I WATCH(and the sillies who watch me).
AND YOU ALL TOTALLY, TOTALLY, WIN.
AND SO DOES EVERYTHING YOU MAEK.
KAY.
BAI.